Spoonerism? Sporkerism?

DM: Can you hand me the remote?

Ian: Forever what?

DM: What? Did you mean whatever for?

Ian: Yeah...what did I say?

DM: Forever what.

Ian: Oh...

McCoy-isms

Our new hobby: coming up with McCoy quotes.

DM: Jim, I'm a doctor not a brick layer (actual quote).

Ian: Jim, I'm a doctor not an escalator! (actual quote).

DM: Jim, I'm a doctor not a universal remote.

Ian: Jim, I'm a doctor not a parakeet!

DM: Jim, I'm a doctor not a chili dog.

Ian: Jim, I'm a doctor not a mindflayer.

DM: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a vending machine.

Ian: Jim, I'm a doctor not a hooker.

Blast from the Past

We're learning about planetary astronomy in Physics. Holy crap, I'm so excited! I am seriously the dominatrix of all things solar system.

Dawn Marie, as written her livejournal back in 2004.