Rasputin

Ian: I'm not like Drew, am I?

DM: No. That's like asking if you're like Rasputin.

Word-smithing

Ian: Be the word-smyth.

DM: The wordsmith?

Ian: Yeah. Be like Grace, but with words.

DM: So, eviscerate everything in my path with a spiked chain?

Ian: Yeah, but with words.

I'm a ninja!

"Stop stealing my ninja fruit!" --DM

Double Entendre

Ian: Yeah, the lesbians are coming.

(silence)

DM: *giggle*

Ian: Aw, come on! That's not what I meant.

DM: It's so juvenile, but it's so funny.

Once again, guess the context and earn a gold star.

Odd cravings...

Kristen: "I'm going to have SO much more milk than you!!!"

Spoonerism? Sporkerism?

DM: Can you hand me the remote?

Ian: Forever what?

DM: What? Did you mean whatever for?

Ian: Yeah...what did I say?

DM: Forever what.

Ian: Oh...

McCoy-isms

Our new hobby: coming up with McCoy quotes.

DM: Jim, I'm a doctor not a brick layer (actual quote).

Ian: Jim, I'm a doctor not an escalator! (actual quote).

DM: Jim, I'm a doctor not a universal remote.

Ian: Jim, I'm a doctor not a parakeet!

DM: Jim, I'm a doctor not a chili dog.

Ian: Jim, I'm a doctor not a mindflayer.

DM: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a vending machine.

Ian: Jim, I'm a doctor not a hooker.