Ian: How do you like your eggs?
DM: Scrambled, but I imagine you're over easy.
DM: You must be Lucky Charms, 'cuz you're magically delicious.
DM: Are you Mahi-Mahi?
Ian: What?
DM: Nothing, you just look like the catch of the day.
Ian: Are you a mindflayer?
DM: Why?
Ian: Because I could be dominated by you all night.
And with that last one, we figured it couldn't get any worse, so we went to sleep.
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